Monday, February 9, 2009

This Pun. It Is Obvious.

Mr. Muggles' secret power is being a wizard, you bitch.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Haha, Literature

It is my earnest wish that you shall become a perfect master of languages. First of Greek, as Quintillian advises; secondly, of Latin; and then of Hebrew, on account of the Holy Scriptures; also of Chaldean and Arabic, for the same reasons; and I would have you model your Greek style on Plato's and your Latin on that of Cicero. Keep your memory well stocked with-

So apparently, Sylar is now Pantagruel. Or... Something.

God I am a dork.

CAKE OR DEATH?!?!!?!!1one!?!

Cake or Death?
Cake, or death?
I don't-
I said cakdeordeath?!
Well, cake, I guess.
Ah, good then.

Making the [Obvious] Point

Heroes: Making the point obvious since 2006 and making it obvious-er since 2007

Not even your fancy coat...

Not even your fancy coat can protect you from the plot twists.

It's Hana!

I think I hear the internet...

This Photo

this photo: giving the internet yet another chance to make an awful pun


Actually, these are my bedroom eyes.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Tech Support

Hello? Tech support? Yes, hi. Yes. Uh, I'm having some trouble with this sidekick model. Yes. Well, it's fangirl programming was activated somehow and I- Yes. Oh. Oh, I see. And how do I get it to fixate on someone else?

Holy Crap!

Holy crap! You're Elle Green!
Holy Crap! Elle Green!
Holy Crap!